The Card Farm of 8854322 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.097 billion 8854322ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong 8854322ian economy, worth 598 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,304 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, Harry Potter books are banned, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 8854322's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

8854322 is ranked 208,488^th in the world and 8,008^th in Lazarus for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,989.24 Standard Monetary Units.