The Republic of 543uii1 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 4.337 billion 543uii1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.4%.

The very strong 543uii1ian economy, worth 268 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,871 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 543uii1's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

543uii1 is ranked 66,454^th in the world and 3,702^nd in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,905.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.