The Republic of 2ahon is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.009 billion 2ahonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient 2ahonian economy, worth 205 trillion second best currencies a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,251 second best currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, and politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 2ahon's national animal is the two, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
2ahon is ranked 22,274th in the world and 2,445th in Two for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,763.36 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule.
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation.
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Following new legislation in 2ahon, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening.
