Population | 8.761 billion |
Currency | pound |
Animal | parrot |
The Card farm of 21qw4teyruye5432 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.761 billion 21qw4teyruye5432ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.
The all-consuming 21qw4teyruye5432ian economy, worth 969 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,641 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,020 per year while the poor average 27,950, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.
The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, every week is blindness awareness week, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 21qw4teyruye5432's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
21qw4teyruye5432 is ranked 63,687th in the world and 2,009th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 1.34 weapons per person.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 21qw4teyruye5432 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : 21qw4teyruye5432 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in 21qw4teyruye5432, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
- : Following new legislation in 21qw4teyruye5432, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in 21qw4teyruye5432, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in 21qw4teyruye5432, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking.
- : Following new legislation in 21qw4teyruye5432, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in 21qw4teyruye5432, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
- : Following new legislation in 21qw4teyruye5432, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
- : Following new legislation in 21qw4teyruye5432, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.