Population | 1.611 billion |
Currency | 131514525 |
Animal | 1951822112 |
The Colony of 1051491 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.611 billion 1051491ians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.
The thriving 1051491ian economy, worth 81.7 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 50,725 131514525s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 178,337 per year while the poor average 10,455, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.
Police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, immigrants who don't like the taste of 1051491ian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, and Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. 1051491's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
1051491 is ranked 209,736th in the world and 915th in 105 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, immigrants who don't like the taste of 1051491ian Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, 1951822112s with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, 1051491ian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
- : Following new legislation in 1051491, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.