The Colony of 1051449 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.609 billion 1051449ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The powerhouse 1051449ian economy, worth 112 trillion 131514525s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 69,788 131514525s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,429 per year while the poor average 14,929, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1051449's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1051449 is ranked 175,948^th in the world and 628^th in 105 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.