The Colony of 1050587 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.712 billion 1050587ians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The medium-sized, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.
The thriving 1050587ian economy, worth 96.1 trillion 131514525s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,157 131514525s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,494 per year while the poor average 10,554, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.
Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and the entire entry for 1050587 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050587's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
1050587 is ranked 219,598th in the world and 995th in 105 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
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1050587 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Stationary, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Economic Output.
- : 1050587 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Following new legislation in 1050587, the entire entry for 1050587 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in 1050587, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
- : Following new legislation in 1050587, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
- : Following new legislation in 1050587, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in 1050587, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
- : Following new legislation in 1050587, the official 1050587ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in 1050587, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in 1050587, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air 1050587 flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
