The Colony of 1050428 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.996 billion 1050428ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 1050428ian economy, worth 783 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,600 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050428's national animal is the 1951822112, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

1050428 is ranked 274,716^th in the world and 1,922^nd in 105 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.23 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.