The Colony of 1050409 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.979 billion 1050409ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 50.7%.

The all-consuming 1050409ian economy, worth 473 trillion 131514525s a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,174 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050409's national animal is the 1951822112, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

1050409 is ranked 273,811^th in the world and 1,896^th in 105 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 35.95 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.