The Colony of 1050334 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.995 billion 1050334ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050334ian economy, worth 668 trillion 131514525s a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,532 131514525s, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Toddler groups have taken over local libraries, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into 1050334, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050334's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050334 is ranked 272,926^th in the world and 1,863^rd in 105 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 36.67 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.