The Colony of 1050312 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.979 billion 1050312ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.5%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050312ian economy, worth 829 trillion 131514525s a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,739 131514525s, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Only toddlers and the elderly watch television before 23:00, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, helicopter parenting is on the rise, and teachers regularly paddle unruly students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050312's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050312 is ranked 267,537^th in the world and 1,715^th in 105 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.73 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.