The Colony of 1050249 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.955 billion 1050249ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 1050249ian economy, worth 682 trillion 131514525s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 114,583 131514525s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

All beauty contests have been banned, the police double as repo men, 1050249ian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1050249's national animal is the 1951822112, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

1050249 is ranked 269,354^th in the world and 1,756^th in 105 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.