The Queendom of 0x80 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 7.628 billion 0x80ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 0x80ian economy, worth 293 trillion bytes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,456 bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0x80's national animal is the RAM.

0x80 is ranked 156,038^th in the world and 158^th in Bytes for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,176.05 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.