The Colony of 0000000000 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.228 billion 0000000000ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulipolis. The average income tax rate is 43.2%.

The 0000000000ian economy, worth 166 trillion euros a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,419 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, and Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. 0000000000's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

0000000000 is ranked 119,334^th in the world and 212^th in Nederland for Largest Populations, with 4.23 billion capita.