The Colony of 0000 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.225 billion 0000ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The strong 0000ian economy, worth 221 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,343 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, babysitters are a thing of the past, and chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in 0000ian restaurants. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 0000's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

0000 is ranked 182,886^th in the world and 85^th in Nederland for Safest, scoring 53.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.