The Colony of 00 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 4.378 billion 00ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The very strong 00ian economy, worth 202 trillion euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,345 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, a speech a day keeps climate change away, and men stare at wall-pictures of Leader's face when they visit public urinals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 00's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

00 is ranked 102,370^th in the world and 122^nd in Nederland for Most Patriotic, with 14.82 flags saluted per person per day.