The Hellenic Republic of Aegean Pelagos is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 36.527 billion Aegean Pelagosians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Administration receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The powerhouse Aegean Pelagosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,755 trillion olive oils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 75,436 olive oils, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,841 per year while the poor average 13,229, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Elections have recently been reintroduced to Aegean Pelagos, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and children as young as eight can be found working in factories. Crime is almost non-existent. Aegean Pelagos's national animal is the sea-gull, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aegean Pelagos is ranked 243,657^th in the world and 4^th in Greek Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 13,229.61 Standard Monetary Units.