The People's Republic of Zixu is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wu Ciren with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The democratic population of 9.733 billion Wuyouzi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taixu. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wuyouzian economy, worth 759 trillion Kuais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 78,046 Kuais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zixu's national animal is the Rice Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zixu is ranked 35,862^nd in the world and 2,402^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.54 law-abiding acts per hour.