The Federal Republic of Zamimbia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Abarran Mbala with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 22.998 billion Zamimbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hope. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zamimbian economy, worth a remarkable 2,026 trillion Zamimbian Sovs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,135 Zamimbian Sovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, Zamimbians believe manners maketh the leader, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zamimbia's national animal is the rhino, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Zamimbia is ranked 278,248^th in the world and 35^th in Western Atlantic for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.