The Republic of Zalivinia is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 2.758 billion Zalivinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zatoka. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Zalivinian economy, worth 93.7 trillion Zalivinian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,980 Zalivinian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, builders across Zalivinia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and Zalivinia has designated Zatoka as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalivinia's national animal is the Woodcock.

Zalivinia is ranked 47,265^th in the world and 11^th in Esportiva for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,805.86 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.