The Christmas Legend of Ykrampusania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.053 billion Ykrampusanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 11.2%.

The strong Ykrampusanian economy, worth 408 trillion Cookies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,892 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ykrampusania's national animal is the Krampus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ykrampusania is ranked 160,275^th in the world and 72^nd in Christmas for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.