The Confederacy of Finmany is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bert Finmany the XV with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 16.753 billion Finmanyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naboo. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Finmanyian economy, worth a remarkable 2,955 trillion Finmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,440 Finmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finmany's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is rileyism.

Finmany is ranked 7,012^th in the world and 5^th in Christmas for Smartest Citizens, with 110.77 quips per hour.