The People's Republic of YIsrae1 is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The People's Equal Azha with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.836 billion Yisraelim are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerushalayim. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The all-consuming Yisraeli economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion People's Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 98,958 People's Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a mortuary next to every Yisraeli restaurant, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-People's Shekel treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YIsrae1's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

YIsrae1 is ranked 312,118^th in the world and 832^nd in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.95 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.