The Eternal Corporate State of Yeet Nationss is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Kíóyo Lucas Valemont with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6 billion Yeetsonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetish economy, worth a remarkable 1,666 trillion Valens a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 277,693 Valens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,206,377 per year while the poor average 8,381, a ratio of 263 to 1.

Many believe that Kíóyo Lucas Valemont's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Kíóyo Lucas Valemont. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo-Yeetism.

Yeet Nationss is ranked 22,219^th in the world and 1^st in Corporate Federation for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 67,757.22 Standard Monetary Units.