The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 881 million Yeetsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeeter economy, worth 134 trillion Golden Eagle Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,640 Golden Eagle Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 892,624 per year while the poor average 12,251, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, and a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yeet Nationss is ranked 9,630^th in the world and 410^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,252.64 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.