The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 850 million Yeetsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeeter economy, worth 125 trillion Golden Eagle Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,229 Golden Eagle Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 650,859 per year while the poor average 20,835, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

If you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow's desk, the government seizes all major gold finds, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yeet Nationss is ranked 232,909^th in the world and 9,682^nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 47.54 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.