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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,493rdMost Armed: 2,786thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,500th
The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Dura lex sed lex
The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Yeet Nationss

Population850 million

LeaderThe Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow

CurrencyGolden Eagle Dollar
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 850 million Yeetsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeeter economy, worth 125 trillion Golden Eagle Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,229 Golden Eagle Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 650,859 per year while the poor average 20,835, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

If you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow's desk, the government seizes all major gold finds, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yeet Nationss is ranked 232,909th in the world and 9,682nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 47.54 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,493rdTop
Most Armed: 2,786thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,500thMost Avoided: 3,942ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,051stMost Influential: 4,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,181stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,257thMost Devout: 5,274thMost Conservative: 8,029thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,817thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,313thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 12,220thLargest Retail Industry: 12,294thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,417thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,394thMost Efficient Economies: 14,368thHighest Average Incomes: 14,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,303rdLargest Black Market: 18,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,971stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,519th
Most Armed: 99th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 154th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 199th in the regionMost Devout: 226th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 355th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 379th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 419th in the regionMost Conservative: 426th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 487th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 506th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 606th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 659th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 712th in the regionLargest Black Market: 722nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 737th in the regionRudest Citizens: 774th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 853rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 997th in the region

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