Population | 881 million |
Capital | Haplantonia |
Leader | The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow |
Currency | Golden Eagle Dollar |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 881 million Yeetsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Yeeter economy, worth 134 trillion Golden Eagle Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,640 Golden Eagle Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 892,624 per year while the poor average 12,251, a ratio of 72.9 to 1.
Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, and a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Yeet Nationss is ranked 9,630th in the world and 410th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,252.64 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yeet Nationss was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Libvillia.
- : Following new legislation in
Yeet Nationss, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
- : Following new legislation in
Yeet Nationss, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
- : Following new legislation in
Yeet Nationss, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Following new legislation in
Yeet Nationss, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
- : Following new legislation in
Yeet Nationss, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
- :
Yeet Nationss was endorsed by
The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in
Yeet Nationss, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
- : Following new legislation in
Yeet Nationss, The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow has more friends than ever before.
- : Following new legislation in
Yeet Nationss, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 153 » Shibutani,
Hamerica,
Lulubellia,
Aerilia,
The Pantheons,
Yaorozu,
Guer Aike,
Empy,
Koda-Land,
Star Kingdom,
Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria,
Bharathvarsh,
The Rhein States,
Valentine Z,
Bankowiata,
Venicea,
Illusia and Neverendia,
Omnistria,
Orado,
Pytong,
Ethnon,
Wilkshire,
Svenskskit,
Loutsland,
Dreadton,
Great Bights Mum,
El Fiji Grande,
Planes,
North Bratislava,
Runeda,
Corfad,
Kocherian,
Kazoo Basin,
Republica Guilleana,
Zzozona,
Vyata Temor,
Selfgradatude,
New Feltre,
Territorio di Nessuno,
Nodnarb,
Siwale,
Former English Colony,
Navsland,
Sunto,
Sundred,
Xentherida,
Animu Place,
Climeria,
Slyakanya,
Dar es Saalam, and 103 others.
Eri-Maqa-Ena,
Interdimensional Zone,
New Lakemba,
Hardscrabble,
The Tampa Bay Rays,
Kragsgale,
Imperial Pieserged,
Notyoutopia,
1 very fast endotarter,
Sikol,
Fauzjhia,
Yokciq Empire,
Cretox State,
The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg,
Port Naga,
Sevinland,
The Serdey Islands,
Kranostav,
Blyskalia,
Madjack,
Draconian Progression,
East Akra,
The Endless Eventide,
His Enduring Majesty,
Pasargad,
Patrician,
Wineclaw,
Frances Francis the First of France,
Shadowrik,
Ravendi,
The Mazur Empire,
Pallaith,
Sil Dorsett,
Galbadiana,
Seenvorland,
New Celoveniortan,
WeKnow,
Votak Matim,
Simone Republic,
The AnCap Pirate Utopia,
Sachi,
KhalChicken,
Nalver And,
Daiz,
Colfes,
Andexia,
Wisconsota,
Strongwill,
McMasterdonia,
Testnation223,
Xipher,
Kromi,
Moubarakistan,
Chips and Guac,
Barabolia,
Vesteysia,
Otakus and Weebs,
Simadoa,
Odelinor,
Nordic-British Union,
Francois Isidore,
Valgarda,
Clan Spaniel,
Svenskan,
Zemnaya Svoboda,
Free Salvation,
Maott,
Dakota Territories,
Wapistan,
Dangine,
Katuda,
Sanjurika,
Figyjharli,
Trumpski,
Travislavania,
Questann,
Lol2639,
Siforpeo,
Shotokonia,
Super Girl,
Xagill,
Tyirza,
Holy Oranz,
Xyrron,
Libertania Democratica,
Rising Sakura,
Yellops,
Aryan Homeland,
BTProductions,
Steampunk Ariel,
Mon Island,
Alexander the Magnus,
Viridiann,
Aruvicion,
Religioncord,
Centrialand,
Siberian Workforce,
ForestMythal,
Korean-Joseon,
Seanat,
Tsandonown,
Defense For The World Assembly, and
Libvillia.