
| Population | 47.625 billion |
| Capital | Yannsborg |
| Leader | Yann Herman VI |
| Faith | Drakonism |
| Currency | Stöyvër |
| Animal | Green Wyvern |
The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 47.625 billion Yannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 17,458 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 366,592 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All facts are created equal, you can touch grass without leaving your computer, foreign invaders are putting Yannian lab rats out of a job, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.
Yannia is ranked 306,106th in the world and 61st in Nudist Dreamland for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -2399.83 on the Hayek Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yannia's influence in Nudist Dreamland rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
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Yannia, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
- : Following new legislation in
Yannia, foreign invaders are putting Yannian lab rats out of a job.
- : Following new legislation in
Yannia, you can touch grass without leaving your computer.
- : Following new legislation in
Yannia, all facts are created equal.
- : Following new legislation in
Yannia, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis.
- : Following new legislation in
Yannia, large sections of Yannia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
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Yannia, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time.
- : Following new legislation in
Yannia, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in
Yannia, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.




























































































