The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 48.173 billion Yannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 17,749 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 368,446 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.

Yannia is ranked 42^nd in the world and 1^st in Nudist Dreamland for Least Corrupt Governments, with 99.03 percentage of bribes refused.