Population | 42.679 billion |
Capital | Yannsborg |
Leader | Yann Herman VI |
Faith | Drakonism |
Currency | Stöyvër |
Animal | Green Wyvern |
The Nudist States of Yannia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yann Herman VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.679 billion Yannians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Social Policy, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yannsborg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yannian economy, worth an astonishing 15,563 trillion Stöyvërs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 364,662 Stöyvërs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime is totally unknown. Yannia's national animal is the Green Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Drakonism.
Yannia is ranked 7th in the world and 1st in Nudist Dreamland for Most Cultured, scoring 1,514 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, third world countries are rich in "I Love Yannsborg" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Yannia, a light facial coating of soot is seen as the mark of an honest and hardworking man.