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Wrapper was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 243
Most Advanced Public Education: 145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 195thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 255th
The Puddle Jumping Wads of
Democratic Socialists
Paradise is just a wormhole away.
Influence
Enforcer
Successor
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Wrapper

Population23.409 billion

CapitalWormhole City
LeaderPresident Wad Sam Attah

Currencychewing gum
Animalslack-jawed jumping bean

The Puddle Jumping Wads of Wrapper is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Wad Sam Attah with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.409 billion Wads are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wormhole City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wrapperian economy, worth a remarkable 4,843 trillion chewing gums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,887 chewing gums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and rumor has it that President Wad Sam Attah has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wrapper's national animal is the slack-jawed jumping bean, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wrapper is ranked 1,286th in the world and 1st in Stargate for Most Cultured, scoring 335 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 145thMost Valuable International Artwork: 195thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 255thLargest Welfare Programs: 298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 463rdMost Pacifist: 501stMost Beautiful Environments: 568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 721stNicest Citizens: 725thBest Weather: 750thLowest Crime Rates: 765thHighest Average Tax Rates: 883rdMost Developed: 995thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,063rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,075thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,182ndSmartest Citizens: 1,204thHighest Food Quality: 1,212thLargest Governments: 1,230thHealthiest Citizens: 1,250thMost Cultured: 1,286thSafest: 1,326thMost Inclusive: 1,667thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,643rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,463rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,854thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,869thMost Influential: 5,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,058thHighest Average Incomes: 9,105thMost Efficient Economies: 9,918thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,357thLargest Populations: 10,587thMost Stationary: 10,793rdMost Secular: 10,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,640thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,708th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wrapper lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Wrapper lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Wrapper voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Against Racial Discrimination".
  • : Wrapper voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Pesticide Regulations"".
  • : Wrapper voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Hellish Dominion of Abysmal Torment".
  • : Wrapper's influence in Stargate rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Wrapper's influence in Stargate fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Wrapper voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Kampf Empire".
  • : Wrapper voted against the World Assembly Resolution "WA Misrepresentation Protocols".
  • : Wrapper endorsed The Gated Community of Casl.

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