The Najświętsza Rzeczpospolita of Wolny Kraj is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by rady ludowe with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 13.678 billion Wolnykrajczyks are prohibited from doing almost everything but make sure no one in government gets away with anything either.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolne Miasto. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolny Krajski economy, worth a remarkable 2,513 trillion Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 183,747 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce, windows in Wolne Miasto don't have much of a view, and mathematicians are hated by children across the country. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolny Kraj's national animal is the orzeł, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Wolny Kraj is ranked 27,882^nd in the world and 1,407^th in Balder for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.08 percentage of bribes refused.