The Community of Willtime is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 9.893 billion Willtimeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willclock. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Willtimean economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,875 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, scientists take credit every time it rains in Balder, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Willtime's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Willtime is ranked 3,391^st in the world and 146^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.14 law-abiding acts per hour.