The Inaniloquent Idiot of Westinor is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by advent with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.732 billion Westinorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ailarvale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Westinorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,563 trillion Stardusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 303,699 Stardusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heartbroken parents are urged to "smile for the camera", people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westinor's national animal is the Pengu🐧, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Westinor is ranked 60^th in the world and 1^st in the Outback for Least Corrupt Governments, with 99.01 percentage of bribes refused.