The Democratic States of Westinor is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 237 million Westinorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Westinorian economy, worth 17.8 trillion marxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,118 marxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, the government is seen as openly hostile to all religion, and blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westinor's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Westinor is ranked 162,210^th in the world and 8,099^th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.74 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.