The United Realm of Welskerland is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Arlek Norvin with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.411 billion Welskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorkono. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Welskian economy, worth a remarkable 2,232 trillion kirnas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,209 kirnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Welskerland's national animal is the Jabberwock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sky Goddess Religion.

Welskerland is ranked 78,417^th in the world and 22^nd in Greater Dienstad for Fattest Citizens, with 12.1 Obesity Rate.