by Max Barry

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Greater Dienstad World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Greater Dienstad

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Greater Dienstad is ranked 1,007th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Republic of United States of PAInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Even After the Darkest of Nights, Morning always comes.”
2.The Protectorate of LyrasIron Fist Consumerists“Undaunted”
3.The Territory of DeamonopolisIron Fist Consumerists“Light of the South”
4.The Empire of the Golden Throne of The MacabeesAnarchy“Non Plus Ultra”
5.The Imperial Republic of HailandKillAnarchy“Pro Palma Res Publica!”
6.The Principality of FroggendCorrupt Dictatorship“Half Frog, Half Man”
7.The Imperial Directorate of SlekomaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair.”
8.The Vault of Card StorageAnarchy“If it fits, it sits!”
9.The Potato Pirates of Studly SpudCorporate Bordello“Card Stowaways! Yarr! ☠️”
10.The Dreamworld of CodestreamCompulsory Consumerist State“Where everyone is just living their dream!”
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