The Dodger Codger of Warzone Codger is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Warwick Z Codger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.302 billion Warzone Codgers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Codgerstok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Warzone Codger economy, worth a remarkable 3,757 trillion Old Metal Coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,747 Old Metal Coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 593,372 per year while the poor average 18,418, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, even secular Warzone Codgers are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and children are shocked to find others "just like them" when they are taken out of the forest. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Warzone Codger's national animal is the 😀😀😀, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanity.

Warzone Codger is ranked 91,351^st in the world and 714^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 68.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.