The Declining Imperialist State of VoVoDoCo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Teach with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.882 billion liberals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New VoVoDoCoan City. The average income tax rate is 64.1%.

The frighteningly efficient liberal economy, worth a remarkable 3,248 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 298,539 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, people say chess victor President Teach can kill you with mind-bullets, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby President Teach Pics" has made President Teach's mom a celebrity, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around New VoVoDoCoan City. Crime is totally unknown. VoVoDoCo's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ethical Capitalism.

VoVoDoCo is ranked 1,907^th in the world and 80^th in Lazarus for Rudest Citizens, with 295.54 insults per minute.