The Kingdom of Variland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Simon IV with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.256 billion Varics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stanmoore. The average income tax rate is 34.1%.

The powerhouse Varish economy, worth 229 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 101,809 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Variland's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, many are asking why the latest naval vessel is named after Saint Bartholomeus the Many Handed, King Simon IV steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Variland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Variland is ranked 64,177^th in the world and 330^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,592.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.