The United Socialist States of United Territori is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Maximilian with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.922 billion United Territorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concordia. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Territorian economy, worth 246 trillion Union-credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 128,269 Union-credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Concordia University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Territori's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

United Territori is ranked 300,820^th in the world and 1,786^th in the Plains of Perdition for Fattest Citizens, with 4.44 Obesity Rate.