The ENDORSE VARA OR ELSE of United Adaikes is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lucas Salazar with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical population of 18.245 billion Adaik'sians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adaik's C'ntral. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unit'd Adaik'sian economy, worth a remarkable 3,098 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,815 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Adaikes's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United Adaikes is ranked 5,667^th in the world and 59^th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 231.99 kickbacks per hour.