The Football State of United Adaikes is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Luke Salazar with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.618 billion Adaikesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adaikes Central. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Adaikesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,798 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in United Adaikes is often a lifetime appointment, and the new one florin coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Adaikes's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Adaikes is ranked 11,634^th in the world and 241^st in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,075.13 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.