The Federal Republic of United Adaikes is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Luke Salazar with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.725 billion United Adaikesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adaikes Central. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient United Adaikesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,995 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Adaikes's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United Adaikes is ranked 12,131^st in the world and 232^nd in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,629.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.