The Federal Republic of Unaufrfunds is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.446 billion Unaufians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Unaufrfundsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,433 trillion UnuDollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,277 UnuDollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime is totally unknown. Unaufrfunds's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Unaufrfunds is ranked 270,967^th in the world and 9,910^th in Balder for Most Primitive, scoring -248.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.