The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imperial Leader Lucifer with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 48.852 billion Tzorslanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eyesore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tzorslandian economy, worth an astonishing 20,557 trillion Tzors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 420,809 Tzors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Civil servants are often voluntold to work for free, Imperial Leader Lucifer consults the market before choosing breakfast, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, and the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzorsland's national animal is the wild turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Eye of Harmony Cult.

Tzorsland is ranked 312,351^st in the world and 4^th in The Pleiades for Nicest Citizens, with 0.11 average smiles per day.