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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 139thHighest Economic Output: 170thHighest Disposable Incomes: 210th
The Nifty Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Knowledge and Thoroughness
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Tzorsland

Population37.882 billion

CapitalEyesore
LeaderImperial Leader Lucifer
FaithThe Eye of Harmony Cult

CurrencyTzor
Animalwild turkey

The Nifty Republic of Tzorsland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Imperial Leader Lucifer with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.882 billion Tzorslanders have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eyesore. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tzorslandian economy, worth an astonishing 15,855 trillion Tzors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 418,552 Tzors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Tzorsland has found 5 easter eggs), wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, and there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzorsland's national animal is the wild turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Eye of Harmony Cult.

Tzorsland is ranked 243,771st in the world and 10,278th in Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -81 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 139thHighest Economic Output: 170thHighest Disposable Incomes: 210thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 214thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 311thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 323rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 331stLargest Agricultural Sector: 488thLargest Insurance Industry: 547thLargest Mining Sector: 621stLargest Gambling Industry: 640thHighest Average Incomes: 696thLargest Populations: 802ndHighest Poor Incomes: 854thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 854thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 861stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 928thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,037thLargest Retail Industry: 1,249thLargest Black Market: 1,524thMost Avoided: 1,553rdFattest Citizens: 1,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,866thRudest Citizens: 2,173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,183rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,474thMost Armed: 3,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,170thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,306thSmartest Citizens: 3,717thMost Efficient Economies: 3,720thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,873rdMost Patriotic: 3,994thTop
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Most Developed: 12,316thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,004thLargest Governments: 21,876thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,930th
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Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the regionMost Avoided: 68th in the regionFattest Citizens: 74th in the regionRudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 101st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 133rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 146th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 609th in the regionMost Developed: 662nd in the regionNudest: 856th in the regionMost Average: 984th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tzorsland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Tzorsland's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Tzorsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Tzorsland has found 5 easter eggs).
  • : Following new legislation in Tzorsland, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
  • : Tzorsland's influence in Osiris fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Tzorsland's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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