The Nudist Republic of Tryienne is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen with an even hand, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 30.907 billion Tryiennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Major. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tryiennean economy, worth a remarkable 8,011 trillion Livres a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 259,217 Livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Relationships often break down when doctors tell couples they are genetically incompatible, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tryienne's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nudist Freedom.

Tryienne is ranked 1,280^th in the world and 7^th in Nudist Dreamland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 14,453.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.