| Population | 30.935 billion |
| Capital | Roma Major |
| Leader | Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen |
| Faith | Nudist Freedom |
| Currency | Livre |
| Animal | Husky |
The Nudist Republic of Tryienne is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 30.935 billion Tryiennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Major. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Tryiennean economy, worth a remarkable 8,055 trillion Livres a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 260,385 Livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Tryiennean Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tryienne's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nudist Freedom.
Tryienne is ranked 331,823rd in the world and 59th in Nudist Dreamland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -36.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tryienne, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Tryiennean Navy.
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Tryienne, the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty.
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Tryienne, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
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Tryienne, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
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Tryienne, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
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Tryienne, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
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Tryienne, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
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Tryienne, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
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Tryienne, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
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Tryienne, Tryiennians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.

































































