Population | 27.061 billion |
Capital | Roma Major |
Leader | Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen |
Faith | Johannism |
Currency | M-14 |
Animal | Husky |
The Military Nation of Tryienne is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.061 billion Tryiennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Major. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tryiennean economy, worth a remarkable 7,295 trillion M-14s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,606 M-14s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tryienne's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Johannism.
Tryienne is ranked 7,003rd in the world and 436th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.48 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tryienne's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Tryienne's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Following new legislation in Tryienne, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
- : Tryienne's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Tryienne, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements.
- : Following new legislation in Tryienne, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
- : Following new legislation in Tryienne, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights.
- : Following new legislation in Tryienne, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in Tryienne, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Tryienne relocated from Osiris to Lazarus.