by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 435thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 527thLargest Black Market: 687th
The Military Nation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Gloria I Tryienne!
Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population19.062 billion

CapitalRoma Major
LeaderGlorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen


The Military Nation of Tryienne is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.062 billion Tryiennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Major. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tryiennean economy, worth a remarkable 4,331 trillion M-14s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 227,221 M-14s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tryienne's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Johannism.

Tryienne is ranked 106,379th in the world and 493rd in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 17.57 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 435thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 527thLargest Black Market: 687thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 907thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 934thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,576thMost Armed: 1,586thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,291stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,501stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,188thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,382ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,805thBest Weather: 3,996thHighest Average Incomes: 4,449thLowest Crime Rates: 4,604thMost Developed: 5,081stMost Influential: 5,132ndMost Cultured: 5,200thLargest Governments: 5,617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,813thSmartest Citizens: 6,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,350thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,591stMost Devout: 6,625thLargest Populations: 6,948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,075thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,311thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,144th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionMost Devout: 61st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 77th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tryienne's influence in Europe rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Tryienne was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Elitestland.
  • : Tryienne was endorsed by The Republic of Sienkahn.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Tryienne, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Tryienne voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".
  • : Tryienne voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Desalination".


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