The Military Nation of Tryienne is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.982 billion Tryiennians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Major. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tryiennean economy, worth a remarkable 3,392 trillion M-14s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 199,785 M-14s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tryienne's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Johannism.

Tryienne is ranked 13,237^th in the world and 13^th in Groland for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.2 Bananas Ingested Per Day.