The Nudist Republic of Tryienne is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Glorious Leader Johannes Vanbuylen with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, fear of technology, and lack of airports. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 30.947 billion Tryiennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma Major. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tryiennean economy, worth a remarkable 8,079 trillion Livres a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,085 Livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tryienne's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nudist Freedom.

Tryienne is ranked 289,585^th in the world and 54^th in Nudist Dreamland for Nicest Citizens, with 1.69 average smiles per day.