The KEᖇᗩᒍᗩᗩᑎ ᑭEᖇᑭᗩᗪᑌᗩᑎ of Tongkang Pechah is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Dr Mohammad Kamal Abdullah with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.205 billion Tongkangians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tanjung Laksamana. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tongkang Pechahian economy, worth 205 trillion Henggets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,421 Henggets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, it's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", no one born in Tongkang Pechah can fix a leaky faucet, and geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns. Crime is moderate. Tongkang Pechah's national animal is the Black Caiman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Tongkang Pechah is ranked 291,140^th in the world and 15,262^nd in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.