Population | 30.624 billion |
Capital | Winterfell |
Leader | Tim Stark |
Faith | Adjeism |
Currency | Crown |
Animal | Direwolf |
The Greatest of All Time of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.624 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 9,522 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 310,940 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.
Tim-Opolis is ranked 1,278th in the world and 2nd in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 161.08 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Tim-Opolis published "The Grey Wardens - Q1 2024 Update" (Meta: Gameplay).
- : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Tim-Opolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Tim-Opolis's resolution Commend Quebecshire was passed by the Security Council.
- : Tim-Opolis resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Tim-Opolis submitted a proposal to the Security Council Commendation Board entitled "Commend Quebecshire".
- : Tim-Opolis was endorsed by The Heroism of The Hero.
- : Tim-Opolis was endorsed by The Defender Militia of Obrimenja 1st Infantry.
- : Tim-Opolis was endorsed by Cartlethalis.