The Dictatorship of Tikitikiphonkland is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 106 million Tikitikiphonklandians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The powerhouse Tikitikiphonklandian economy, worth 9.79 trillion Tiki tiki phonks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 92,354 Tiki tiki phonks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 836,930 per year while the poor average 1,198, a ratio of 698 to 1.

Justice is blinding, they say that one should speak softly and carry a big broomstick, Tikitikiphonkland City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tikitikiphonkland's national animal is the Feels the aura, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tikitikiphonkland is ranked 264,562^nd in the world and 1^st in Tiki tiki phonk earth for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 8.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.