The All-Powerful Hive Mind of The Serendipitous is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 2.51 billion Serendipitousians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Serendipitousian economy, worth 26.6 trillion units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 10,578 units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police double as repo men, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, a government program is underway to revitalize The Serendipitous's beaches, and Serendipitousian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Serendipitous's national animal is the Serene.

The Serendipitous is ranked 47,471^st in the world and 1,751^st in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 283.83 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.