Population | 8.918 billion |
Capital | Orabela |
Leader | Commandant Generalissimo Duilio Barca |
Faith | Santeria |
Currency | elim |
Animal | tuatara |
The Eternal Isle of The Plantain Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Commandant Generalissimo Duilio Barca with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.918 billion Plantainites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orabela. The average income tax rate is 43.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Plantainic economy, worth 836 trillion elims a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,745 elims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and jaywalking is punishable by public flogging. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Plantain Republic's national animal is the tuatara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Santeria.
The Plantain Republic is ranked 243,431st in the world and 1st in the Worst Continent for Most Stationary, with 20.84026444 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Plantain Republic's influence in The Worst Continent rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : The Plantain Republic relocated from Balder to The Worst Continent.
- : The Plantain Republic founded the region The Worst Continent.
- : The Plantain Republic's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : The Plantain Republic's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Plantain Republic was refounded in Balder.
- : The Plantain Republic ceased to exist in The Worst Continent.
- : Following new legislation in The Plantain Republic, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
- : Following new legislation in The Plantain Republic, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
- : Following new legislation in The Plantain Republic, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.