The Holy Empire of The Ottoman Warriors is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 541 million Ottoman Warriorsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ottoman Warriorsian economy, worth 37.2 trillion Turkish lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,818 Turkish lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, vaccinations are mandatory, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, and Tyrannosauruses have more rights than the average citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ottoman Warriors's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Ottoman Warriors is ranked 25,113^th in the world and 18^th in Africa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,938.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.